shoe sales can be hazardous to one's health

Just got these in brown. I'm completely obsessed with the giant button.

One woman's trash is another woman's designer makeup bag

If the mean people who work at the consignment store actually let me, I'm going to attempt to drop off some clothes to be sold today. The reason they might not let me is because they only take in clothes Tuesday-Thursday 10-3. Good thing the earliest I've ever gotten home from work is 2:59. They also inspect every single piece of clothing with such precision. Of course, they missed the tear at the seam of the top I bought from them. Anyway, if you want to buy my old clothes you can do so at The Attic. I've even gotten a few cute things there myself like my Deisel jeans, Lilly Pulitzer skirt, and Fendi makeup bag. However, if wearing other people's old clothes skeeves you out you're shit out of luck. Luckily, there is nothing too gross for me.

Dress Codes Can Kiss My Ass (which everyone can clearly see)

So after a little mishap with a long seersucker dress worn with a cardigan covering the halter top (read:forbidden) area, in which unbeknown to me my golden bronzed skin (pale and pasty...what?) contrasted so much with my stark white thong that my undergarments were quite obvious, I decided to compile internship appropriate outfits. Wow that was a long sentence. Anyway, after sorting through mine and my mother's entire (clean...which seriously depleted the contents) wardrobes I was able to come up with 4 work appropriate outfits that weren't absolutely grotesque. 4. 4. Good god, I'm going to look frumpy from next week on.

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy dresses!

Just bought these three from none other than Old Navy.